A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?
Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that’s too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.
You’ve got some people saying you gotta slather it in the hot sauces, and other people saying to get ready to have the shits.
Uh, you can avoid the shits by not using the hot sauces.
Is the hot sauces the secret to getting the shits??
I’m pretty sure going to Taco Bell is the secret to getting the shits.
can’t wait till they open here 🌋
As an European, my image of Taco Bell will always be shaped by online hyperbole. Therefore, I chose to believe it is some kind of dystopic yet tasty explosive diarrhea factory were Americans go to purge their bowels in apocalyptic fashion.