A bipedal pig with opposable thumbs would be a damned nightmare.

I have a pot belly. They’re mad smart and will fuck up whatever they think they need to fuck up if food might be involved.

Had a spot of a dream where I heard something, sat up in bed and saw him silently leaning on my doorway, standing, staring at me. I’m not trying to be funny when I say that is one of the creepiest images in my head. Still scare myself when I’m half asleep and that image pops in.