• kase
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    285 months ago

    Pro tip: if someone compliments your shirt, offer it to them. Bonus points if you start taking it off before they can say no.

    To take it a step further: if you compliment someone’s shirt, pause just long enough for them to form a response, then ask, “Can I have it?” The key is to deliver it with a flat tone and a straight face, as though it’s a totally normal question to ask.

    • @BetaBlake
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      115 months ago

      This sounds like a “I think you should leave” bit

    • @Godric
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      25 months ago

      no don’t do that bro pls

      • kase
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        45 months ago

        Why not?

        Nice hair btw … ✂️💇‍♀️? 🤏??