i tried to update my credit card so they won’t send me daily fucking emails that i “owe” them $30 (because a gym membership definitely needs to be a cOnTraCt, sure, sure), but the website didn’t work, so I tried calling their “automated” system, whereupon after entering my info to the robot, it gave up and connected me to a guy who i had to speak do and do it all over again.

then they made the poor guy literally ask at the end ‘are you satisfied with my service today’

  • originalucifer
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    710 months ago

    yep, eeeeveryone is moving to this model for that captured audience.

    roller skating mahn, thats where its at!

    • Mario_Dies.wav
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      310 months ago

      My husband is a roller skater! I always think people think we’re an odd couple, with my board and his skates on the trails

      • @mojofrododojo
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        310 months ago

        people think we’re an odd couple, with my board and his skates on the trails

        harness him up and make him your longboard puller! screw what people think, most people suck.