• @RozhkiNozhki
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    3310 months ago

    Mine is a textbook example of a self inflicted knife wound that involved separating frozen burger patties with a very sharp knife. Knife slides between the patties and into the palm of my hand. I managed to not pass out and make it to urgent care where they stitched the cut together. Still have some nerve damage. Don’t do stupid things with sharp knives kids.

    • andrew
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      1210 months ago

      Or dull knives. Maybe butter knives but that’s as far as I’d go.

        • andrew
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          1210 months ago

          I like “A sharp knife does what you want. A dull knife does what it wants.”

        • @cowfodder
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          610 months ago

          A sharp knife that’s supposed to be sharp is a safe knife.

          A sharp knife that’s supposed to be dull (like a butter knife) is a dangerous one.

        • @shalafi
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          410 months ago

          Someone had downvoted you and I find that really odd.

    • @shalafi
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      710 months ago

      I’ve got nerve damage on two fingers tips, one on each hand, from incidents 20+ years apart. Fucking sucks trying to fish a screw out of a small space, stuff like that. And yes, both times I was being extraordinarily stupid and earned a lifetime handicap.