• @shalafi
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      708 months ago

      Monstrous demi-god of Biblical proportions

      vs.

      A Giant Animal

    • @RGB3x3
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      358 months ago

      Not cute babythulu. Babythulu wouldn’t hurt anyone.

      • @Rolando
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        228 months ago

        Wait… why isn’t it called CthUwU?

        • @RGB3x3
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          58 months ago

          Oh, that’s so much better.

        • @Cthuwu
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          58 months ago

          Name’s taken

          • @Rolando
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            38 months ago

            Ph’nglui mglw’nafh CthUwU Lemmy wgah’nagl fhtagn!

      • DudeBoy
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        128 months ago

        Can’t wait for Cthulhu’s tragic origin story.

        • @chemical_cutthroat
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          128 months ago

          He brought his dream journal to school for show and tell but the other kids made fun of him for it. “You think my dreams are funny? Let me see yours…”

        • @MutilationWave
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          38 months ago

          Shunned by the eldest gods, it was banished to a group of solar systems so far from the origin cluster as to be, at best, irrelevant. Deep into the arm it was injected.

          Moping about rocks and stars gamma-scarred.

          It found earth.

      • NielsBohron
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        8 months ago

        I mean, who’s to say whether xenomorphs perceive time and space like humans. Sure, they behave like animals, but they could still have evolved or been created in some strange part of the universe where space-time is shaped differently, making those horrible, non-Euclidean shapes look like home to them.

        For all humans know or can comprehend, xenomorphs are tiny, eldritch fleas that evolved to live on Cthulu’s pet, so while I’d still give the overall win to the Big Guy/Gal/Entity, the xenomorphs might be on his/her/its radar and might even be able to annoy him/her/it in a way that humans can’t.

        • Refurbished Refurbisher
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          48 months ago

          Relative to other Xenomorphs or relative to humans?

          Not sure if they can perceive the universe in higher dimensions than humans or not.