• @[email protected]
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    3210 months ago

    Suck it, SUV owners in Paris.

    But really, suck it every SUV owner. They’re terrible in every single way and no one can change that.

    • @Malfeasant
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      1210 months ago

      As an SUV owner, I agree. It tries to do too many things, so it’s not good at any of them. When we had kids, I wanted a minivan. They’re ugly, they don’t get good gas mileage, their handling is like a pregnant yak- but if you need to haul around kids and their stuff, there’s nothing better. My wife at least considered it, but we ended up with a hybrid SUV. I don’t completely hate it, but I still would rather have gotten a minivan.

      • @AnalogyAddict
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        10 months ago

        I have a compact SUV (CR-V.) It gets good gas mileage and has enough room for my very large dogs. Some people have reasons, just a lot of people don’t.

        I’d like to see a tax on ego trucks first.

        • @woodenskewer
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          310 months ago

          Seriously, just because something has a battery doesn’t mean you have to pull the animators from the Jetson’s out of storage to design a future car.

    • @[email protected]
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      -510 months ago

      Good luck defining what is and isn’t an SUV and try to enforce parking restrictions based on that.

      Companies will just define their own classes to avoid this unless there is a solid measurement in either dimension or weight. If it’s weight then they will be destroyed by the media for being anti-EV and if it’s size then the whole SUV argument goes out the window

      For example is Audi A8 not an SUV but Ford Puma is?

      • @Jenseitsjens
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        2910 months ago

        They defined it as above 1.6 tons (metric) for ICE/hybrid and 2 tons for EVs

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        210 months ago

        Total outside dimensions. If it takes up more space than the typical economy car it pays the high tax. Since you seem a bit pedantic I will define it exactly:

        Take the vehicle and put it in water, use weights if needed to submerge it. Measure the displaced water. If that value is above that if a typical economy car it pays a higher tax. Economy car is defined as the what an average of a poll of randomly selected people defined it to be in 2024.

        • @EvolvedTurtle
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          710 months ago

          I would be a little annoyed if they did this to my car in a parking tbh/j

          • @afraid_of_zombies
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            110 months ago

            It is for the greater good they all chant as they drop it into the pool

            • @AnalogyAddict
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              210 months ago

              Always good to go back to medieval witch hunting in a pinch.

              “Drop it in water, if it floats it gets extra tax!”

    • @nexusband
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      -1710 months ago

      Comments from @[email protected] are terrible in every single way and no one can change that! Good stuff, the fact that Paris classifies everything above 1,6 tonnes as an SUV, so that put’s even a measly Peugeot e-308 in that cateogry. But it’s a compact BEV! Still weighs 1759 Kg.

      • @rhandyrhoads
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        1110 months ago

        It’s actually 2 tons for evs specifically to account for that.