Yeah, because they always just compare the new one with the old iPhone, not with competitors. “The best in an iPhone ever!” Well, no shit, the new one isn’t worse than the old one, gz!
And don’t forget to invent crazy marketing names to hide tech specs (“Retina display” which wasn’t even 1080p etc).
Introducing the SlightlyBetter™ phone. Every year it gets slightly better!!
This year’s features include:
Slightly improved camera
Slightly larger battery
Slightly faster processor
Slightly brighter screen
Slightly louder audio
Slightly quicker charging
Slightly no headphone jack
It’s the same phone as last year, but now SlightlyBetter™
Yeah, because they always just compare the new one with the old iPhone, not with competitors. “The best in an iPhone ever!” Well, no shit, the new one isn’t worse than the old one, gz!
And don’t forget to invent crazy marketing names to hide tech specs (“Retina display” which wasn’t even 1080p etc).
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Don’t let them fool you. It’s there, just covered by plastic for the extra Fuck You.