• @UsernameIsTooLon
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    2710 months ago

    Introducing the SlightlyBetter™ phone. Every year it gets slightly better!!

    This year’s features include:

    • Slightly improved camera

    • Slightly larger battery

    • Slightly faster processor

    • Slightly brighter screen

    • Slightly louder audio

    • Slightly quicker charging

    • Slightly no headphone jack

    It’s the same phone as last year, but now SlightlyBetter™

    • sverit
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      610 months ago

      Yeah, because they always just compare the new one with the old iPhone, not with competitors. “The best in an iPhone ever!” Well, no shit, the new one isn’t worse than the old one, gz!

      And don’t forget to invent crazy marketing names to hide tech specs (“Retina display” which wasn’t even 1080p etc).

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Slightly no headphone jack

      Don’t let them fool you. It’s there, just covered by plastic for the extra Fuck You.