Transcript: "Ultimately, there are 10 basic X-men plots.
- Aliens ruin Scott Summers day
- The teenage female audience surrogate (Kitty, Jubilee, Armor, etc) does something cool
- Bigots ruing Scott Summers’ day
- Storm wrestles with her leadership position
- Time travelers ruin Scott Summers’ day
- Everything connects back to Wolverine
- Literal demons rise up from Hell to ruin Scott Summers’ day
- Professor Xavier turns out to have done a bad thing
- The other X-men ruin Scott Summers’ day
- The Phoenix shows up (most likely to ruin Scott Summers’ day)"
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