Fox hosts and guests have spent recent weeks warning Taylor Swift not to get involved in politics, but the network has a history of enlisting D-list celebrities to do just that. Whether discussing inflation with Pauly D or asking Larry the Cable Guy for his election predictions, Fox News and Fox Business have been eager to let any vaguely famous person weigh in on politics — so long as they support a right-wing agenda.
How do people think she stays so young and thin? Orphan blood, obviously
Ah yes, the sacrificial bloodletting performed at the Altar Of The Wretched. She usually does it right after singing Lover from her 2019 album of the same name. A timeless masterpiece!