• PlasterAnalyst
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      5811 months ago

      I’d like to shake the hand of whoever shit in your Cheerios. It’s definitely deserved.

        • Deconceptualist
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          911 months ago

          If I was going to be a cereal pooper (I’m not, for the record) I would practice a whole lot because I wouldn’t want to mess up and kick the bowl or get shit on myself or otherwise ruin the mission like that. So I’m sure with repetition I’d eventually become a hands-free expert.

          In honing the craft I’d become a serial cereal pooper.

          • Clay_pidgin
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            211 months ago

            Sounds like something a serial cereal pooper would say!

    • prole
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      1211 months ago

      Yeah, how dare we desire punishment for crimes that would have put literally anyone else in prison?

    • @Holyginz
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      611 months ago

      Lmfao the projection is real. You wandered into the wrong place little buddy.

    • @Aleric
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      511 months ago

      That’s some creative writing you got there. Do you often feel the need to make shit up about people?

    • @MotoAsh
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      311 months ago

      People can celebrate him being punished in one forum while still being upset that he’s avoiding justice elsewhere.

      Real human beings can have multiple emotions about one person. They are different events and people can feel different about them. I’m amazed you have to be told this…

    • @SoleInvictus
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      111 months ago

      Looking at your comment history, I really hope you’re a troll account.