• @Gradually_Adjusting
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    1810 months ago

    They kind of used to be. The big old play areas are mostly gone. One in my area even had an N64 in one of those bubble kiosks. Gone. I can’t imagine why kids these days still give a shit about Micky D.

    • DominusOfMegadeus
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      2210 months ago

      They look like this now. Pretty much the most inoffensively hostile environment imaginable.

        • DominusOfMegadeus
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          810 months ago

          It clearly sends the message, “Come on in, then get the fuck out as quickly as possible.”

          • @Daft_ish
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            10 months ago

            Don’t forget to piss on the bathroom floor. Lord knows everyone else has.

      • @aeronmelon
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        410 months ago

        It looks like a McMansion kitchen/dining.

        I guess that’s why “Mc” is in the term.

        • @clearleaf
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          710 months ago

          Originally mcmansion meant they were like the low quality fast food of houses. But it seems like we have some convergent evolution happening now.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      I don’t necessarily blame them as workers would have to go in and hose urine out of the play structure each night.

        • Froyn
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          410 months ago

          That explains why I married such a difficult woman. lol

          • @Gradually_Adjusting
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            -110 months ago

            Coming in hot with the boomer jokes over here lmfao go lose a cold war, old ass 🤪