• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    810 months ago

    I seem to recall they came to work for him willingly, because he offered to remove them from their natural environment where they had terrifying predators.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      710 months ago

      “yeah, they definitely came willingly” - man who kidnapped a village.

      “it’s fine, I pay them in beans.” …

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        310 months ago

        I mean if they weren’t there willingly, I feel like we’d know. Oompa loompas absolutely have the balls to eat the rich, or at least throw them down a garbage chute.

    • NoFuckingWaynado
      link
      310 months ago

      Sounds like Africa. I suppose now they’re learning valuable job skills…