• Bob
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    1911 months ago

    I know Bob’s the go-to name but I’d much prefer if you didn’t use it for cunts.

    • @[email protected]
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      1711 months ago

      Karen: Hey Bob! Why you always mad?

      Bob: Because people with my name keep doing cunty things.

      Karen: …

      • Bob
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        411 months ago

        Mad with power apparently!

      • Bob
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        711 months ago

        And what do you expect me to do with this second spine? Should I grow a pair of balls too? You want me to lumber about with two spines and four balls?

      • Bob
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        211 months ago

        A finger curls on the monkey’s paw.

    • @Tolstoshev
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      211 months ago

      Sorry I’ll use a different name next time.

      • @nomous
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        611 months ago

        Nah, fuck Bob.

        • @[email protected]M
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          411 months ago

          This is…needlessly hostile considering the post above the one your replying to, is by a user named Bob…😬

          • @nomous
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            211 months ago

            It’s just jokes on the internet.

            Besides, that bastard knows what he did.