I’m loving how each post is some variation of an idiot trying legal sorcery without understanding what the fuck they are doing.
“I tried the ritual of self ascribing my origin and PERSONHOOD scrolls but the clerk didn’t accept them and the CEO is ignoring me, in clear violation of the Foreign Commerce and Export act of 1799 as enacted by the original 13 colonies. I need a paralegal to show me where I went wrong!”
I’m loving how each post is some variation of an idiot trying legal sorcery without understanding what the fuck they are doing.
“I tried the ritual of self ascribing my origin and PERSONHOOD scrolls but the clerk didn’t accept them and the CEO is ignoring me, in clear violation of the Foreign Commerce and Export act of 1799 as enacted by the original 13 colonies. I need a paralegal to show me where I went wrong!”