I don’t want a dark and twisted batman that watches Catwoman change through her window.

I want a bat credit card and ice puns.

The whole plot is that robin is scared of getting bracers. The joker taunts him with those fake chittering walking teeth.

  • @Nudding
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    1811 months ago

    I’ll do you one better, no more fucking super hero movies!

    • @[email protected]
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      1311 months ago

      Let’s flip the script, how about fucking super hero movies. Let’s get the boys on the big screen.

      • @Nudding
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        311 months ago

        Now I’m curious if there’s any super hero porn parodies.

        • Lath
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          711 months ago

          Yes, there is. Plenty even. It’s just bad.

          • FenrirIII
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            711 months ago

            “What are you doing, step-Superman?”

            • @Nudding
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              311 months ago

              Stepboy; guess the super power 💦

          • @Nudding
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            311 months ago

            Wouldn’t have it any other way.

    • @RattlerSix
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      711 months ago

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

      • @Nudding
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        111 months ago

        Read my post history, its not all sunshine and rainbows, I’m afraid.