• @Yankee_Self_Loader
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    244 months ago

    Being tall is not all it’s cracked up to be, I assure you.

    My back and knees constantly hurt, I can’t buy clothes at stores, dodging chandeliers and low doorways isn’t fun, there’s nothing interesting on the top of shelves and cabinets, no I don’t play basketball, every airplane is uncomfortable, my feet hang off the end of the bed, and where are all these women who want tall men?

    • @vynlwombat
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      34 months ago

      I stopped picking things up when shorts are around. They’re closer to it.