• Sabata11792
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    139 months ago
    • Ask how you got here.
    • Ask where/what/why.
    • Try to observe stillness.
    • Stare at one item for way too long and watch it gain detail.
    • Ask strangers impossible questions about your self.
    • Close your eyes and see if you remember opening them.
    • Check if text and numbers change or fail to stay tell a coherent idea.
    • Do not disturb the second ones as it just wakes you up.
    • Just confidently Harry Potter your ass though a wall, it will work if you convince yourself.
    • Stare at your hand for too long, 5 is hard to keep track of.
    • Look in a mirror and watch your brain short out a bit.
    • Hit a light switch a few times, see if lights break reality.
      • @[email protected]
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        29 months ago

        Gosh, I have that recurring theme that I want/need to call 112 (European 911) but mistype every time… Three digits. But I will fail every time.