A woman in Florida says her 55-year-old “medically fragile” father was falsely accused of theft at a Florida grocery store last week and then seriously injured in a violent encounter with police. Now, she says, he is hospitalized and has lost the ability to speak.

  • NoIWontPickaName
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    39 months ago

    Ok, I can’t help but give an exception for that.

    You are making sure to bang it creepily while talking in a sing-song voice right?

    • circuscritic
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      39 months ago

      Eh, it’s more of an summoning Moloch vibe.

      But whenever someone makes eye contact, I make sure to never blink.

    • @ripcord
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      29 months ago

      You have to mix it up and drag it slowly on the pavement behind you for a while, too.