• 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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          -87 months ago

          You people and your reading speeds. It’s not a novel. It’s not a chapter book. It’s a few sentences.

          Give it a try, you can do it!

          I believe in you!

          • @[email protected]
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            27 months ago

            Look ok, I don’t have time for this, it already took me 3 days just to read your response. I already completed the circle of facetious replies. Writing this reply has taken me an additional 2 weeks! How can you waste peoples’ time like this?!?!

            • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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              17 months ago

              Look man, I don’t make the rules. You know you need to keep responding, even if it skews space-time. As to your question of “how”: I use a lemmy client known as liftoff, sending my bits over wifi first and then to a device known as a “switch” when the gets routed to a device known as a “router”. The router uses something called “Network Address Transversal” which allows bits to leave 1 router hosting multiple devices, travel through the internet, take a giant steaming dump (known as a tcpdump) over on a lemmy server where it then comes back and (using Network Address Transversal) slides its way back onto my device moans where I the read the text, churn a few brain cycles and eventually finish typing one of the longest run-on sentences known to man.

              • @[email protected]
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                17 months ago

                Oh no, now you’ve trapped me! There is no escape for us. It has taken me 3 years to respond and it keeps growing longer. We’ll cross the comment event horizon if we don’t find a way to pull out moans now!