He and his sister would have LOVED hunting birds, but a) they were dumb and b) they needed glasses.
I’d watch his sister get all excited about crows… From 30-50 feet away. The crows would look at her like “Are you seeing this shit? Is she serious?” Sometimes they would actually let her get within 10 feet before taking off.
I was like “Sweetie, if I CAN SEE YOU, the CROWS can see you…”
When I was a kid, one of mine brought live snakes into my room that I would wake up to. They weren’t dangerous but fuck I did not want to wake up to one coiled up between me and the door.
I had one who would bring home dead leaves.
“MEOW!”
“Yes, good boy!”
I love this. Hopefully less destruction of the local ecosystem, birds, etc
He and his sister would have LOVED hunting birds, but a) they were dumb and b) they needed glasses.
I’d watch his sister get all excited about crows… From 30-50 feet away. The crows would look at her like “Are you seeing this shit? Is she serious?” Sometimes they would actually let her get within 10 feet before taking off.
I was like “Sweetie, if I CAN SEE YOU, the CROWS can see you…”
When I was a kid, one of mine brought live snakes into my room that I would wake up to. They weren’t dangerous but fuck I did not want to wake up to one coiled up between me and the door.