• @derf82
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    954 months ago

    I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 5 times over the last 3 years, and have received various vaccines over 41 years. Slowest. Euthanasia. Ever.

    • @TheIllustrativeMan
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      4 months ago

      You joke, but since you got the jab I can guarantee you will die.

      (Just not any faster than normal…)

    • @glitch1985
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      114 months ago

      Thank you for the reminder there is probably a new version I’m missing.

      • @derf82
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        64 months ago

        There was a new version last fall and it is still being administered. It’s no longer free (though insurance is supposed to pay), so few have gotten it.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      54 months ago

      How good are you at football right now? I’ve been hearing things.

    • @Emerald
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      34 months ago

      Oh yeah you die at 45 right on your birth date and time, no sooner, no later. You got 4 years left

    • @Globeparasite
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      23 months ago

      i was vaccinated in priority because i had to go on a mission with my unit in the military, this would have been the dumbest moment to euthanize me