• @thehatfox
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      10 months ago

      And how the fuck does the rotting fish bag get through security?

        • amigan
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          2310 months ago

          DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK ME WHAT MY ROTTING FISH CARCASS IS FOR UNDER THE ADA. I’M SUING YOU

      • eric
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        10 months ago

        Because security is more concerned with finding weapons and drugs. Customs/Borders Enforcement is the group tasked with finding prohibited plants and animals, and they don’t usually start looking for those things until you get to the destination country.

        • @[email protected]
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          1310 months ago

          I had a block of cheese one time, they went crazy about it. X-rayed it a bunch. They really didn’t like that cheese.

          • eric
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            2310 months ago

            That was probably because of the density of the cheese. I had the same thing happen to me with a bag of gnocchi once. They really thought it was something illicit because they had a big armed security guy on either side of me while they had me open it, and they looked really disappointed to find out what it really was.

          • @[email protected]
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            9 months ago

            I got stopped with a Panettone once. Thankfully this was in EWR so the Italian-American gate agent understood why I’d be smuggling one to the west coast.

            • @[email protected]
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              610 months ago

              It was a 5lb block of cheddar from UW Provisions, in Madison Wisconsin. Which, in their defense, is a very large block of cheese.

      • @slaacaa
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        2310 months ago

        Security theatre

        • @PlutoniumAcid
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          710 months ago

          Obviously with emphasis on “theatre”

      • @Frozengyro
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        10 months ago

        In the US, they can’t stop you from bringing a fish through, even if it’s rotting. The airline can deny you boarding, if they even know about it ahead of time, but TSA isn’t in charge of any of that.

        I see now this is from AMS to DET, I’m not familiar with Amsterdam’s security or rules, so there is a decent chance my first paragraph is incorrect in this situation.

          • @flubba86
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            10 months ago

            Drink the fish while on the plane. Problem solved.

      • @grabyourmotherskeys
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        510 months ago

        Might have been sealed up airtight and they said it was smoked fish or something. Still, to have maggots, it’s almost impossible that it didn’t come through unless vacuum sealed. Yeah, that’s how I should, I mean they could have done it.

        • @ABCDE
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          110 months ago

          Some cheese has maggots by design.

          • @stellargmite
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            210 months ago

            “Maggots by Design” is a good name for a metal band . Pink logo

        • @daed
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          310 months ago

          I dunno, depends on how long it’s been rotting…

    • @SuckMyWang
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      610 months ago

      I’m not paying $7 for a packet of lays