I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
I call my dog named Kona “coconut” sometimes.
Had a cat that would always get into shit and get yelled at with “damn cat!” so much we just started calling him “Damncat.”
I have a Shiba-Inu mutt named “Konoha” (Yes Naruto dorks, I’m a big fan too) that I refer to as “Coconut” on occasion!
It started because non-anime fans could not remember her name no matter how hard they tried, and she answered to it anyhow.