• @jaybone
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          1510 months ago

          EIGHT HOURS A DAY I’M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING AND I HAVE TO COME HOME TO THIS?

          • Apathy Tree
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            910 months ago

            12 for those hardworking tropical chads

            (Did I use that right? It was uncomfortable.)

            • @[email protected]
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              410 months ago

              It’s an average of 12 hours for every plant on earth (assuming no shadows from mountains, other plants, etc).

              The higher the latitude the more uneven it is (up to 24h in summer and 0h in winter for the poles).

            • @Old_Fat_White_Guy
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              310 months ago

              Try being a Cannabis plant in a grow box… forced into a grueling schedule of feeding and photosynthesis under lights so bright they could actually be on the surface of the sun. Forced to vegetate and create more leaf surface to photosynthesize even more while bathing in a constant flow of CO2. Only to have your reproductive organs chopped off and burnt. It’s not all fun and games if you’re Mary Jane…

      • @aeronmelon
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        510 months ago

        I, too, want to just sit here and photosynthesis all day.

      • @Resonosity
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        310 months ago

        Yes, plants are autotrophs and can generate their own food from sunlight and the atmosphere. They still need some nutrients from the troposphere, like minerals, but they have it made.

        Heterotrophs are where things get wild

    • @[email protected]
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      310 months ago

      And even when they do, they eventually still die.

      It’s almost like we all deserve to be not alive, as evidenced by the fact that everyone is eventually not alive.

    • @Mango
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      -410 months ago

      Ahhh yeah. I’m not allowed to do any of that stuff. I’m only allowed to work. Why can’t I do what’s natural instead?

      • @meliaesc
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        610 months ago

        The comment is saying work is natural…

        • @Mango
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          -210 months ago

          Not when it’s for our owners.

          • @[email protected]
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            Good thing you don’t have an owner then isn’t it?

            Hundreds of thousands of our ancestors died to give us that, and that’s only if you count the most recent war fought against the ownership of people. There has been a lot of blood spilled so that you can live without an owner today.

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                If you don’t like having a boss, you can try your luck on your own. Self-employment is totally a thing today, it just takes a lot more effort than showing up for a paycheck.

            • @Mango
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              -110 months ago

              You go on and think that. You’ll be happier.

      • @[email protected]
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        310 months ago

        You can do other stuff, it’s just highly beneficial to have food/water/shelter before you do other stuff