I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
Kitty Cat-o-matic With The Four On The Floor
Rinner Rinner Chicken Dinner; She with The Fluffiest Of Pants
Puddybuttajellywidda Baseball Bat