Around 80% of Americans have been exposed to the plant pesticide chlormequat, which causes fertility and growth issues in animals, according to a new study published Thursday…

  • Ghostalmedia
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    1 year ago

    “Don’t worry baby, I brought protection”

    (Opens a ziplock bag of Cheerios)

    • Billiam
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      91 year ago

      Getting crumbs in my bed is a surefire way of ending any coital activities, so… Mission achomlished?

      • Ghostalmedia
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        301 year ago

        Referring to it as “coital activities” is also a good way to shut things down.

        • Optional
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          101 year ago

          Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

        • @Passerby6497
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          41 year ago

          Ladies love a cunning linguist with a massive… vocabulary.

      • @[email protected]
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        131 year ago

        Honey, if crumbs are your hard limit, referring to it as “coital activities” is entirely appropriate and I hope you meet the Mormon of your dreams.