• @Harbinger01173430
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    711 months ago

    Halo: religious aliens ruin humanity’s fun as they kill each other.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      411 months ago

      Religious Aliens are actually incredibly based, because they have launched a glorious crusade against the fascist chuds of the USMC who get caught with their pants down doing an ethnic cleansing of frontier planets in rebellion.

      • @Harbinger01173430
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        411 months ago

        The USMC would get curbstomped by the UNSC marines though.

        • shuzuko
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          11 months ago

          Especially if you gave the UNSC two sticks and a rock.

          And Johnson. Can’t forget Johnson.

          • @Harbinger01173430
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            211 months ago

            Now I wonder how many modern American tanks would be needed to scratch the paint of a scorpion xd