• BOMBSEnglish
      35•9 months ago

      • Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop’s SUV.

      • Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.

      • Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he’s been hit.

      • Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.

      • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

      You can’t make this shit up.

      • @[email protected]English
        22•9 months ago

        You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the “situation”. Needless to say he was fat rolling

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
        14•9 months ago
        • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

        So… That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?

    • @Son_of_dad
      19•9 months ago

      Cop hears acorn fall, so he does a roll and yells “I’m hit! He’s shooting!” And attempts to murder a handcuffed suspect in the back of the police car.