• ivanafterall
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    9 months ago

    Guarantee he insists on unlimited mulligans, but only for him, because he owns the course, but still isn’t athletic enough to fucking golf.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        69 months ago

        I read an article written by someone who has played golf with him. They said he cheats a lot, which is silly because he’s actually pretty good. But he cheats because he’s a cheater, not because he’s not good at the game. Anyone who cheats at golf cheats at everything else too.

        • @[email protected]
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          39 months ago

          Maybe because he gets a thrill from the act of cheating itself, and similarly lying, regardless of whether he benefits from it?