• GardenVarietyAnxiety
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    2 years ago

    No matter how he dies, it will be turned into a conspiracy theory and his base will martyrize his stupid orange ass.

    • Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 years ago

      Maybe if it causes them to mobilize, that’s an issue. More likely, though, they’ll just write in his name for every election they vote in till they die.

    • GladiusB
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      Not if it’s from natural causes. And you better believe when it happens they have a plan to make sure most know it was a natural thing.

      • Gumby
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        2 years ago

        You really believe that whenever he dies, if it’s from natural causes, that the maniacs in his base will believe that? I guarantee there will be conspiracy theories about it the instant the news breaks.

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          Yes. But they know that people die of old age. It’s not that hard to prove.

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            Oh sure because trumpers are known for respecting evidence.