• @GardenVarietyAnxiety
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    6010 months ago

    No matter how he dies, it will be turned into a conspiracy theory and his base will martyrize his stupid orange ass.

    • @[email protected]
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      1810 months ago

      Maybe if it causes them to mobilize, that’s an issue. More likely, though, they’ll just write in his name for every election they vote in till they die.

        • Maiznieks
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          610 months ago

          Zero stones, they just keep flying in the window

      • @Dkarma
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        810 months ago

        Mobilize to where? Arby’s?

        • GladiusB
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          410 months ago

          Exactly. Where and what are they going to do this time?

      • @GardenVarietyAnxiety
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        610 months ago

        Let’s hope so. I’m worried about a new fresh face coming in swearing to avenge him.

    • GladiusB
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      210 months ago

      Not if it’s from natural causes. And you better believe when it happens they have a plan to make sure most know it was a natural thing.

      • Gumby
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        210 months ago

        You really believe that whenever he dies, if it’s from natural causes, that the maniacs in his base will believe that? I guarantee there will be conspiracy theories about it the instant the news breaks.

        • GladiusB
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          010 months ago

          Yes. But they know that people die of old age. It’s not that hard to prove.

          • @rambaroo
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            210 months ago

            Oh sure because trumpers are known for respecting evidence.