• @[email protected]
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    69 months ago

    tbh that is entirely relatable, my first instinct is also to want to shoot anyone who rings my doorbell who isn’t a package delivery person

    • Spaz
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      99 months ago

      You monster! I always double tap the delivery person cause could be 2 kids in a delivery person coat

      • @FinishingDutch
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        29 months ago

        Rookie move. You always go Mozambique Drill, in case it’s three really small ones. They’re sneaky like that.

        • @Bytemeister
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          29 months ago

          That’s why I keep a cannon loaded with grapeshot at the top of my stairs.

          Tally-Ho lads!

    • @AA5B
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      19 months ago

      Package delivery people should be the first ones you shoot, because they have a truck load of goodies waiting for you to unload.

      (Hmmmm, did I just get myself put on a list somewhere?)