The German Shepherd's attacks caused the Secret Service to change tactics for safety, documents show.
  • @[email protected]
    20•9 months ago

    So after a minute of trying to parse this, I assume his dog is named commander? Or did Joe bidens dog commander, I. E. A person who commands dogs, bite his colleagues?

    • GreenAlex
      13•9 months ago

      Option 3: the dog is a commander of other dogs. My beagle gets orders from him at least once a week.

      • @Potatos_are_not_friends
        3•9 months ago

        Also weirdly coincidental is that the US Commander is named Dog! But it gets deeper. He’s actually a bunch of cats in a trenchcoat!

        I made all of this up don’t fact check me