I hate it.

  • @[email protected]
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    29 months ago

    Wait so you don’t like any condiment on your sandwich? They’re all slime.

    Mayo just adds a particular texture. High protein and a little bit greasy which is great for certain foods.

    • mozz
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      49 months ago

      Incorrect. The ones that are paste, I like fine. Jam or mustard or hot sauce, fine. Those are all human consumable texture and flavor combinations. The “let’s put on this food some egg+vaseline mixture that someone left in the sun” experience of mayonnaise is one I can skip though.

      I also strongly dislike the texture of bananas going all mushy while I’m “chewing” them, to the point that I don’t eat them, so maybe it’s just a me issue. That is my feeling though.

      • @AA5B
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        19 months ago

        I don’t know whether to upvote you for the “let’s put on this food some egg+vaseline mixture that someone left in the sun” experience of mayonnaise” or downvote you for the slight against bananas