An 80-year-old rich man goes in for a check-up with his doctor.
Doctor: how have you been feeling?
Man: I’ve been feeling great! I managed to marry a 23-year-old, and we’ve been having sex regularly! Well, it’s a little tough to get started or finish, but we must be doing something right because I got her pregnant!
Doctor: So I have this friend who is an avid hunter, but his eyesight is going a bit. One time he went out for a hunt, and he accidentally brought an umbrella instead of his rifle. He didn’t notice, and when he came across a doe, he lined up his shot with the umbrella, pulled on the handle, and there was a loud BANG and the doe fell. How do you explain that?
An 80-year-old rich man goes in for a check-up with his doctor.
Doctor: how have you been feeling?
Man: I’ve been feeling great! I managed to marry a 23-year-old, and we’ve been having sex regularly! Well, it’s a little tough to get started or finish, but we must be doing something right because I got her pregnant!
Doctor: So I have this friend who is an avid hunter, but his eyesight is going a bit. One time he went out for a hunt, and he accidentally brought an umbrella instead of his rifle. He didn’t notice, and when he came across a doe, he lined up his shot with the umbrella, pulled on the handle, and there was a loud BANG and the doe fell. How do you explain that?
Man: Some other asshole must’ve plugged that doe!
Doctor: Excellent, I’m glad you understand.