• @superweeniehutjrs
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    9510 months ago

    Can I claim my “babies” as dependents on my taxes, hypothetically?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      8410 months ago

      Yes, however, if you or your partner menstruates, it’s manslaughter.

      • Ignotum
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        3310 months ago

        Is it only the eggs that count as babies or sperm as well?
        If they do then I may be one of the biggest mass murderers in history

        • @[email protected]
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          2210 months ago

          I think the ruling covers embryos, so a fertilized egg.

          Either on their own are zygotes, so don’t count as citizens or whatever the fuck is going on in Alabama.

          • @candybrie
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            10 months ago

            A zygote is a fertilized egg from fertilization until it splits enough. The egg and sperm cells are gametes.

        • @theangryseal
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          1410 months ago

          I haven’t done much killing in the last 10 years or so, but when I was a teenager I slaughtered millions multiple times a day and stuffed them into small sacks and buried them in the trash. My drive to kill has slowed down significantly.

          My mom thought the washing machine was eating those little sacks.

            • @theangryseal
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              310 months ago

              Haha, I’m sure she did.

              My son, gross little bastard, he’d stuff them in places he expected no one to look. Like, bud, we gonna clean that far flung corner eventually.

              I had to have a talk with him. You gonna murder millions? You gotta do it like Dennis Nilsen. If you can’t do it like Nilsen, you at least need to do like your old man and put that nasty shit in the trash. :p

        • Flying SquidOP
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          710 months ago

          I don’t know, there’s a lot of competition out there if you’re right. You’ve got around 4 billion competitors.

    • @killeronthecorner
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      10 months ago

      If you can find a way to oppress women with the rebate, you’ll have their support.