@[email protected] to Dad JokesEnglish • 7 months agoA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shopmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shop@[email protected] to Dad JokesEnglish • 7 months agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in “large”. The shop keeper replies, “sorry, we only have a medium”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•7 months agoDid you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail? It was a small medium at large.
minus-square@lemmy_get_my_coatlinkEnglish5•7 months agoAs he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: “that’s a little con descending.”
Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
It was a small medium at large.
As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: “that’s a little con descending.”