Several wildfires are scorching the Texas panhandle with thousands evacuated

Wildfires sweeping across Texas briefly forced the evacuation of America’s main nuclear weapons facility as strong winds, dry grass and unseasonably warm temperatures fed the blaze.

Pantex Plant, the main facility that assembles and disassembles America’s nuclear arsenal, shut down its operations on Tuesday night as the Windy Deuce fire roared towards the Potter County location.

    • @aeronmelon
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      1310 months ago

      Convince Texas that the fire has oil so they invade the fire.

      • @EdibleFriend
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        1210 months ago

        Or we can convince then the fire is trans and they might just go fucking put it out.

        • TragicNotCute
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          210 months ago

          We’ve banned fires now. Problem solved.