This election is easy. Vote blue because the only other viable party is straight up fascist and don’t even want another election (because they’d keep losing). So I’ll vote for a blue rock if it’s a vote against the people saying they wanna take us back to the stone ages with a touch of Nazi Germany with a sprinkle of Italian fascism on top, and don’t forget the good old American fascism. Comes in 5 great new flavors!