• slazer2au
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    5210 months ago

    2 years later.

    Subject: recent security breach

    We stored your credit card and account information in clear text and hackers penetrated our “secure systems” and took them.

    5 years later

    Subject: compensation for security incident.

    Here is $12 in credit for our store as compensation for mishandeling your PII.

    • @SgtAStrawberry
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      2110 months ago

      You forgot *nothing in the store cost less then 39.99$

      • slazer2au
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        1910 months ago

        No no no, you buy store credit in multiples of 400 credits but things cost multiples of 700 credits.

        • @SgtAStrawberry
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          310 months ago

          Just that, and then you somehow end up with 3 credits that will forever be stuck there because nothing ever cost anything that can make the 3 go away. So you will never have a round number of credits again.

          How could I forget that.