• @EdibleFriend
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    901 year ago

    I have said for years I do not trust that woman. She is too powerful and, honestly, I bet she has nukes.

    • @mentalNothing
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      341 year ago

      Well that was a twist I wasn’t expecting

    • The Assman
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      291 year ago

      “We’ve got a big surprise for you all today! Everyone look under your seats”

      Audience members find a leaflet and begin reading

      “We are in possession of the most destructive explosive ever devised by man. A single one of our newly developed atomic bombs is actually the equivalent in explosive power to what 2000 of our giant B-29s can carry on a single mission. This awful fact is one for you to ponder and we solemnly assure you it is grimly accurate…”

    • @Raiderkev
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      201 year ago

      Gary, they’re onto us mate!

      • @[email protected]
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        91 year ago

        Yeah, well my mate Paul met this Italian couple whilst he was backpacking and they invited him back to their room for a threesome and they gave him some LSD. When they got there the bloke one pulled a screwdriver on him and made him shit in his own shoe and eat it.

    • Flying Squid
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      31 year ago

      When Oprah goes, she plans to take the rest of us with her.