• merde alors
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    199 months ago

    after who knows how many years i still laugh when i hear the words furniture or future.

    They sacrifice every day for the furniture… and future… of their children.

    • @TropicalDingdong
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      59 months ago

      There is a non-zero number of children I would sacrifice for some decent furniture.

      I cant tell you what the number is, but I can tell you it isn’t 0.

      • @SinningStromgald
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        59 months ago

        I’m trying to envision the kind of furniture I’d want in exchange for child sacrifice.

        • Buglefingers
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          69 months ago

          Hmmmm, maybe something cherry or oak? Give it some heaft, that’s how you know it’s good

          • @rockSlayer
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            29 months ago

            That way you can get more furniture when it’s time to be replaced too

      • loobkoob
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        19 months ago

        To be fair, it’s easier when it’s other people’s children you’re sacrificing!