For example:

  • When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?

  • Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

  • @EdibleFriend
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    59 months ago

    I’ve never wished I could eat in front of another human being more than I do right now. I just really want to trigger you with this and I don’t know why.