Y’all have to understand how crazy these headlines look to us non-Linux folks. I always get excited when I see something reference wine, then it’s Linux. Then got me extra excited here while I tried to figure out what the tie is between wine and Vulcan’s, and wine and vulcans and performance, and what a penalty might be.

I had a solid 3 seconds of internal absolute wonderful thought chaos as I read this headline and pondered the possibilities.