• @Cryophilia
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      229 months ago

      Pavlov walks in to a bar

      He doesn’t see the bartender, so he rings the bell for service

      Bartender comes out, but Pavlov is already leaving

      “Hey,” bartender says, “I’m here, you want a drink?”

      Pavlov says, “I can’t. I need to go home. I just realized that I forgot to feed my dog.”