Well, I’m sorry dad, I won’t live in your microwave oven world any longer! You people have carpet on your hearts! No dad, it’s the truth, look at that ham! It’s flavorful, it’s juicy, it’s well prepared, it’s a universal truth - that’s effin’ good ham, dad!
It was that DAMNED SALTY HAM you made for dinner! A man my age shouldn’t be up ALL NIGHT looking for GATORADE STREAMS in the backyard!
Well, I’m sorry dad, I won’t live in your microwave oven world any longer! You people have carpet on your hearts! No dad, it’s the truth, look at that ham! It’s flavorful, it’s juicy, it’s well prepared, it’s a universal truth - that’s effin’ good ham, dad!