>Volcano erupts in Indonesia
>Locals don’t notice because they have shit weather radar
>747 flies through the dust cloud
>All 4 engines get filled with volcanic ash and burn out
>“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.”
>Spend 12 minutes gliding, dropping 23,500 feet in the process
>The pilots are preparing to be the first 747 ever to attempt a water landing
>Finally one of the engines restarts
>But ILS is offline
>Windscreen is completely opaque due to ash, no way to clean it
>Manage to land running entirely on instruments
>Fatalities: 0
>Injuries: 0
Survivors: 263
The AI generated “Chad” in all these memes is the most homoerotic thing I’ve seen since Top Gun.
it is not ai generated, that photo is from 2014. it is highly edited by the original photographer
Ah, my bad, thanks.
It’s still gay AF. Nothing wrong with that, but the fact that it keeps getting posted by dudes who whine about not getting pussy is both hilarious, and sad.
It’s the GIGA Chad my man! It doesn’t get straighter than that. Or gayer, doesn’t matter to the GIGA Chad! He’s beyond your petty sexual preferences!
Like I said, there’s nothing more gigastraight, and alpha masculine than banging another dude in the ass.
I’m not going to call it gay, but I will say it certainly looks like Tom of Finland took up photography
Lol.
Let the hate flow, young Sith.