• @Cryophilia
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    2210 months ago

    Pavlov walks in to a bar

    He doesn’t see the bartender, so he rings the bell for service

    Bartender comes out, but Pavlov is already leaving

    “Hey,” bartender says, “I’m here, you want a drink?”

    Pavlov says, “I can’t. I need to go home. I just realized that I forgot to feed my dog.”