Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes • 10 months agoThe Real Jesus!midwest.socialimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down114 cross-posted to: atheism
arrow-up1404arrow-down1imageThe Real Jesus!midwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes • 10 months agomessage-square51fedilink cross-posted to: atheism
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•edit-210 months agoThe metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd. Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol). But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets. If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
The metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd.
Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol).
But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets.
If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
TL;DR: God wants to eat us.
and or make clothing out of our hair
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