The funniest thing is to think I’m part of some official squad. Nah, I’m just a depressed alcoholic submariner who sometimes feels that I wouldn’t be too sad if the world just burned, and every clownface emoji post drives me further towards that thought.
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People like you are why I joined the SSBN force, so I can get a front row seat to watching the world burn when the order comes to launch.
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The funniest thing is to think I’m part of some official squad. Nah, I’m just a depressed alcoholic submariner who sometimes feels that I wouldn’t be too sad if the world just burned, and every clownface emoji post drives me further towards that thought.